Now, first of all, I would mention that me and my trainee student, Samson Hoiigard, have left the country. We miss u all very much, but bigger assignments were ahead of us. We are expanding, and are now building up a new powerful centre for the underground resistance of backgammon In Aalborg. As we did in Norway, from the last 90`s and till this very day, we got the job done, and hopefully, Denmark wouldn`t even know what blitzed them, before it’s to late, and they find themself under Jedi territory. It’s a dirty job, but in some months or so, I would be able to get these guys up to Tromsø level.

Anyway..., despite that we have left our beloved country, doesn’t mean that we are not around anymore... So for all of u out there who believe that the Jedi Academy are divided and maybe weakened, I have to disappoint u. We are only growing stronger... I would also most strongly advice, this non-believing group, that they should be very careful by putting doubtfully information on the Nbgf pages about skills, rankings of clubs and other provocative stuff. I would like u to remind u that.., that’s my job! It`s a credibillity thing...,I always deliver.

Now, the reason I’m stressing this, is because I read this really funny article on NBGF pages this other day. (Bymesterskap og uoffisielt NM I chouette, av Atle von der Fehr )It was claiming some outraging stuff like: Oslo is the BIGGEST and the STRONGEST club in Norway? Well, first I have to say that HUMOUR is a good thing. It makes our time such an exiting period to live in. Second, despite funny, not always true though.

U know, the fact that we live in an information society, and that we get "bombed with information" from all fronts, basically means, that words and sentences, like the one I addressed, are meaningless without hard evidence. U see.., level of play is often measured in results. And I’m not sure that Oslo can defend such an allegation anymore. I hate to break this to u, but, the Dinosaurs did actually die!!!. Sure, u guys are the biggest. U even spelled it right. But the strongest? Maybe the author of this article just got the "S" word wrong and meant shiny or something? Well, I wouldn`t argue with that. Unfortunally.., backgammon is not a beauty contest. It`s life and death!

Anyway the damage has been done. Honour has been stretched. Despite that we have defeated u in the past numerous times, and the fact that the once so glorious Oslo Backgammon club,in reality, is a "colony" under Tromsoe control, we let u live under self-government, and, at least made u believe that u were in control of u`re own destiny. But under the circumstances, after such an aggressive and hostile allegation from the Oslo Backgammon club, a reaction is JUSTIFIED and CALLED for. Nils Ravnboe and Jon Kristian Røyseth, currently my Secretary of Foreign Affairs and Secretary of Defence are now standing by to pick me up in my private jet "DICE FORCE ONE"

I`m sorry to say this, but we have no other option than...,INVASION!

We will attack Bergen in about 5 days. I know that Bergen is an innocent city in this context, but as u all know... In every conflict, there are casualties of war. And the capture of Bergen would certainly serve the higher purpose.

Must god help us all.....